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I still hold two league hockey records: most time spent in the penalty box, and I was the only guy to ever take off his skates and try to stab somebody

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@DiscountedTF Me after a glass of water

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Love an honest llm

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@DrewVento Does it actually help you though. I feel like it makes me stupid

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@SirPlishington

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Something about the smell of gasoline and cigarettes in the morning really gets me fired up to create shareholder value

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@slapshotcapital Precisely

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On a scale of 1-10 how wrinkled is my shirt

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@cachedeposits Exactly

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@treasury_bill wym

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@TokyoDeepValue @MartinShkreli banger

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@DrewVento Was waiting for you to reply to this 🤣

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New Yorkers are obsessed with age being a social construct because the alternative is admitting they’re a fully grown adult who is permanently renting, unmarried, and still living like a college student

[havanese @sylphillis]

27 - 36 in nyc is like being 17

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@SperrysandNikes 🤣 hey it’s still a good life

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@the_P_God You moved there already engaged right? Most people I know moved there single right out of college like myself. Many are still not married by 30.

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First day back in the office after a long vacation

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@SperrysandNikes This is literally me

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How do people think large multifamily developments get funded and built? and who is the buyer pool once stabilized? Mom and pop shops?

Typical low IQ “PE is the boogyman” slop

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Private equity firms now own 1 in 8 American apartments — according to a new report from @PEstakeholder.

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How I’m pulling up to brunch with a generational hangover