goopy carbonara

don't follow i'm dumb (ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ♪

[goopy carbonara @bail_ymae]

my love ❤️

[goopy carbonara @bail_ymae]

@bigteesmallgirl Girl yupp my baby boy is 2 months old & taking time to braid my hair and wear real clothes makes the day so much better 😅 gotta do what you can! ✊

[goopy carbonara @bail_ymae]

my quality of life would GREATLY improve if a small fluffy duckling followed me everywhere I went

[goopy carbonara @bail_ymae]

i hope every company in america posts pride icons, so that all the freaks have to live in remote cabins with no plumbing to own the woke libs

[goopy carbonara @bail_ymae]

@supermega uh that's the day after my birthday? not cool guys

[goopy carbonara @bail_ymae]

my new dream/goal in life is to witness a fight at disneyland

[goopy carbonara @bail_ymae]

ate some warheads today and looked in the mirror at my blue/green teeth and was like "what if i died looking like this"

[svv @SVV_ART]

CD player helmet

[goopy carbonara @bail_ymae]

gonna run around the hospital after i give birth like my cat after she poops

[goopy carbonara @bail_ymae]

laying in bed on the other side of the apartment & I can still hear my husband crunching on chips, incredible

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

The greatest Breaking Bad meme I’ve ever seen 😭 https://t.co/JiihfRGcRk

[Laura Lux 🦖🪐 @darthlux]

all the replies are mocking this/saying it’s not true but uhh i was bullied relentlessly for my big boobs when i was 12-13ish. the other girls would draw these exaggerated bimbo caricatures of me and i got labeled a ‘slut’ before i ever even kissed a boy

[goopy carbonara @bail_ymae]

this gives @supermega energy

[goopy carbonara @bail_ymae]

"dick is abundant and low in value" is the best sentence I've read all year 🏆

[goopy carbonara @bail_ymae]

pregnancy dreams ARE wild I had a dream about a month ago where John Carpenters The Thing was my boyfriend

[Lucy🇩🇴 🔜 Making Josei Manga! @opal_lines]

Controversial (?) anime take: This guy was hotter than Howl

[goopy carbonara @bail_ymae]

therapy is wild as hell you'll dump the biggest trauma memories on a lady and then it'll be 2pm and it's like ALRIGHTY when do we see eachother next 💀 lmfao

[stephanie ☥ @batlovrs]

girl who thinks “wow this is just like silent hill” whenever its foggy outside

[goopy carbonara @bail_ymae]

@_Starkilla @TheCreatorClash kick his ASS AB ✨🙌