baylay

forever laughing at my own jokes | she / her

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

help! somehow, i signed up for a class at the beginning of the semester but never attended any sessions. now i have the big final exam that’s 70% of my grade! idk how this happened but i learned about it last night while i was sleeping so it must be true

[Cindy (readwithcindy.com) @readwithcindy]

If Waffle House employees worked for the Capitol security we could have prevented January 6th

[Ayoka @MysticxLipstick]

Ok so a thing about Libra + Taurus placements that people need to understand…

IF these placements get to the point where they cut you out of their life this was ANALYZED, ASSESSED + DECIDED on wayyy before they took action. It’s not even personal at that point, it’s necessary.

[baylay @baileeReads]

Hey @benjokomo should we watch Muppets Christmas Carol for the first time?

[Lady Emily ☄️ @GreatCheshire]

I’ve never seen anything Muppets before. Gonna go ahead and watch Muppets Christmas Carol for the first time to see what this is all about because people seem to really like this one

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

congratulations on the countless hours you have spent studying marxism-leninism and committing towards the pursuit of liberation. i came to basically the exact same conclusion all by myself just based on the general vibe of stuff. but at least you got there in the end

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Announcing the inaugural Worst Tweets of 2022 Bracket!

I've spent the entire year collecting 64 of the most deranged tweets, the absolute worst takes, and the most horrifying discourse on this hell site.

Now it's time to crown a champion.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen
But they were all of them deceived
for another reindeer was made

[ᴇʟʟɪᴇᴛʜᴇᴡᴏʀʟᴅ💽 @KawaiiZealot]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

saying “morning” instead of “good morning” because if it was a good morning i’d be waking up in rivendell to gandalf saying “you are in the house of elrond, and it is ten o’clock in the morning”

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

which was more culturally significant: the renaissance, or viggo mortensen as aragorn in the lord of the rings?

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

[zae @itszaeok]

samsung tvs will randomly play the best reality tv you've ever seen. i've been watching this nasty woman put these dallas cowboy cheerleaders through the ringer for HOURS

[Ali Abouelatta @abouelatta_ali]

This is one of the 🤯🤯🤯 experiments we ran on the Duolingo Retention team :

[Kaitlin Ruiz @Kaitlin_M_Ruiz]

the town square in Gilmore Girls is quaint as each season dictates: long summers and painterly falls, winters relieved by blossom-clotted spring. and that is where Taylor Doose holds The Lottery.

[Alex Heath @alexeheath]

Word inside Twitter is that A LOT of employees are not saying “yes” to staying at Musk’s “extremely hardcore Twitter 2.0.” He has been meeting today with engineers to convince them to stay. His deadline to decide to stay or leave expired 6 min ago. https://t.co/IErjQTMRE6

[Chris Randall @ultrapeakschris]

My first Brocken Spectre. Creepy to see it out the corner of my eye and think it was someone else moving