kid at work: “wanna watch me eat a dandelion?”
me: “no do not put that in you-”
kid at work: *eats dandelion*
me: *in utter shock* “i’ve now seen it all”
kid at work: “i know how to speak spanish”
me: “okay talk to me on spanish”
kid: “no”
me: “i don’t be believe you say something in spanish”
kid: “spanish”
me: “that’s not speaking spanish but okay”
i just told a customer that i liked his accent (he’s Australian) and he looked at me like i was speaking a whole different language
what did we learn? never compliment someone’s accent again👍🏼
little boy at work: “how can you be in college?”
me: “wdym? did you think i was in high school?”
him: “you look like a fifth grader!!”
*me ab to graduate with my associates* *stunned*
God knows the number of every hair on your head. He knows the very depths of your soul. how beautiful is it to be known, heard and seen by our Creator?
y’all ever be the one that’s left out in your friend group? like everyone else will go and hang out but not invite you? then post ab it? bc that sucks. a lot.