billie

worm on a string enthusiast

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

I asked Lindsay Clancy’s attorney if he wants a new juror or a mistrial. He responded “i don’t want a mistrial. Why would I want a mistrial? I’m beating the shit out of their case.”

[masha @masha_slp]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[Saint @Saint_Cane]

I hate you romantically

[clown @bugsquelcher]

boobs are lowkey goated as hell and epic

[ivi @ivibuni]

is it ok if i hit my cart while we are having sex

[ari @xannywhore]

walt was so gay bro

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

god made me beautiful as an apology for all the other stuff

[kar @bustitopen420]

no one on xvideos looks like him :(

[iris 𐙚 ̊ @all4iris]

i <3 the male loneliness epidemic

[aya @wint3rbunny0]

i need a man to outman me

[camille PhD @bittycrush]

i’m starting a rumor that i’m in a loving relationship

[billie @baileefntnt]

#NewProfilePic

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i’m so old i used to tweet by texting twitter’s number

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

my virginity growing back

[billie @baileefntnt]

hey is amber glenn single???? jw

[ALWAYS WILIN @AlwaysWILINN]

sorry i called you a dumb bitch i thought you knew already