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what do you call a rapper that stops texting you after showing interest?

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does anyone remember senior year when broc frandsen got kicked out of morp for dressing up as kim kardashian’s sex tape??? did that happen or is it just a fever dream???

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Last night my friends all had a nerf and water gun war in the house and I’ve never had more fun as a grown adult

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reasons why i’m sad today: i started my new job this week and not one of my friends wished me luck or have asked me how it’s going. also, when i got hired none of them congratulated me or actually said anything when i was excited. so am i being irrational? yes, am i still sad? ye

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lonely ghost works out of the same workspace as me and every time i see them i get scared

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lol the dead giveaway that i’m not doing well mentally is when i get a second job. the more jobs the less happy lmao

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this boy said i could paint his nails and that’s a w

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bro i’m not even mormon anymore but i’m still left w all this guilt when i do stuff that the church is against. why???

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just started crying at a guy fieri meme i hate myself

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all i’m saying is i would literally eat a denim jacket if it meant i could make out w pete davidson and i MEAN THAT

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problem w tattoos is that i dont want to make an Appointment i wanna just do it now

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@Hannahm3Morse i’m literally so excited to annoy you for 3 days

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made plans to take a last minute trip to az next week and let me tell ya i’m SO EXCITED

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bro i’m in a fcking mood and i’m i toxicated and can’t drive so pls kill me

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every few weeks i go through a crisis thinking about my parents dying one day and let me tell you i will never be okay after they die

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just thinking about how i’ve lost 30 lbs and still think i look the same but none of my clothes fit and i hate it

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i want a boyfriend so i can wear a ring w their initial lol

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i keep catching feels for ppl i should not and one day it will catch up w me but so far it’s going well

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today my boss asked if i had a boyf and my response was “i don’t have a boyfriend i just have hoes” to my BOSS. he dead ass looked at me and said i should consider not talking anymore

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@juhssicah sis i still know most of his team and i promise they would all want to be friends w u

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does anyone remember that time that vivint sent out a training to every employee that had actual recordings of calls where customers were being broken into, assaulted (both physically and sexually), and customers going through psychotic breaks and we all just had to listen? same

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i told my dad 2 weeks ago to steal me a hundred grand candy bar off the bishops desk and tonight he came home w a fun sized hundred grand for me i truly am blessed