David Bailey

Marketer / Retired Failed Musician . Music, film, TV, books, video games and sport. Views mine and not my employer's.

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@RobinsonTo15721 @MotherwellFC Why is it that racists have sub-par English skills? Sauces? Ketchup? Brown? Hollandaise?

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@BROKENBRITAIN0 @Tesco “Luxury evergreen tree” or “artificial Christmas tree” which one sounds better? I bet you cash cheques converted from Rubles.

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@TRobinsonNewEra Can you not write? Is the great white hopr illiterate or just ashamed that his first name isn’t Tommy?

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@LozzaFox Remember when you had an actual career?

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@ShaneRaline @afneil Can absolutely see people signing off on surgeons, as they fall into this category, being sidelined and AI (your term and makes no sense here) performing surgery without human intervention.

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@linzemma @Barclays Jesus, that’s pretty major.

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@richardajkeys Richard, are you looking at the next shiny thing as soon as things go slightly off course? I’d never have suspected you to do that!

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@mrjakehumphrey Did Gazza get a fee? Seems pretty ghoulish if not, you’d be pretty much profiteering off addiction.

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@fesshole My grandfather would do this with junk mail (at trade events he would list his occupation as ‘Junk Mail Disposal Officer’ tbf). Only he would measure the envelope and then cut off metal to send back.

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@Hostinger I want to know which plan you’d recommend for a website I’m building but to talk to someone other than by email I have to select a hosting plan.

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@CapableOfFlight But he ‘wins’ the moral battle. It’s a pyrrhic victory like no other but he made Kane bend the knee.

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I would love to know the people who don’t make the cut to be on ‘In With a Shout’

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@O2 could someone contact me I’d like to discuss how much I pay a month.

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When you’re just not paid enough to mix up your tweets

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This isn’t a Messi or Ronaldo thing but without Pelé, they would be lesser players.

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@timmyknostrils Will leave it to you as to whether this is avoid or definitely do

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HONEY is premiering tonight on @amazingradio with @charlieashcroft
from 7pm 📻✨🤘
listen here: https://t.co/GxYrfYr4zf

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@fingertabs Any reason or knowledge on why this is popping up when I try to access your site?

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@MrNigelNg thank you for the show at Leicester Square

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@timmyknostrils @gloucesterrugby @SaintsRugby Never had an issue any time I’ve been to the ground. Have a great time!