candie

counting down the days until I'm a full-blown alcoholic

[candie @bailey6d]

Every time I get home from a night out with friend this is exactly what I think about myself. Then I think about it before falling asleep for the next 15 years.

[candie @bailey6d]

There are [237] bottles of #MTNDEWMAJORMELON in this ad. Think you can count better? Go to the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/hUbD9CEaVQ

[candie @bailey6d]

You can always tell if someone’s from Utah by the way they say “Zion”.
Just in case the other 1,572,083 ways to tell aren’t cutting it.

[candie @bailey6d]

Then I think you’ll appreciate this:

[Ben 🇻🇦 @bf6online]

I can’t believe nathan for you exists folks I don’t think there will be a funnier show in our lifetime

[candie @bailey6d]

Lol. Do they realize this song is literally a protest against racism and abuse of power/police brutality?? I feel embarrassed for them.

[candie @bailey6d]

God, these are perfect. Keep them coming. Haha

[Ben 🇻🇦 @bf6online]

way I see it? doesn’t matter if there was voter fraud because we’re all neighbors. biden won’t bag your groceries...

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

oh god imagine how mad he is right now. swinging his little orange arms around and knocking over plants

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

the reason that the minimum age to run for president is 35 is because dogs don’t live that long and if a dog was on the ballot it would win all 50 states

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

I’m in the UK so slept through the debate. assume it was a civilised, jovial affair. Now for a big sip of water

[candie @bailey6d]

Well, a lot has changed since I’ve been around here. The biggest change, and I think you’ll all find this useful, is Twitter gave us more than 160 characters per tweet. So that’s really nice. Glad to be back everyone.

[candie @bailey6d]

Let me try and remember how this shit works.

[candie @bailey6d]

Well, it took over a year. Do you still want this?

[candie @bailey6d]

I wonder who Steve Avery voted for.

[candie @bailey6d]

@taranbailey33 Just make sure ur spouse doesnt try to pick you up at the SLC airport after telling them "provo airport" at least 40x. 🙄😒

[candie @bailey6d]

@AwkGrlPrblms It is a scent if you wore a fall sweater too early in the season & sweat every ounce of fluid in your body into the armpits.

[candie @bailey6d]

@girlposts @dalton_gracee no way. This is not real. Hahahahaha I am dead😂

[candie @bailey6d]

@taranbailey33
Lol, yas! And I didn't even change my last name yet (or ever probz, bc lazy) so I am still Bailey Dalton. #Bailey6DForLife

[candie @bailey6d]

@taranbailey33 You could probably turn into a "Chinese New Years Resolution. That starts in February, I guess. Idk. Just a thought. Ok. Bye.

[candie @bailey6d]

@msmaddio143 Literally my favorite thing about the Jazz ......