call ur mom and tell her u love her today, and a few friends & maybe some more family members too. shit call everyone u love today and tell them u love them. just because life is beautiful
Just picture this I'm coming out of the shower and I'm looking good, got luscious v of chest pubes going all the way down to my ball fro and she takes one look at me and goes "oh my god I had the old bull but now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the wiener.. https://t.co/pe4BUzBBej
IHOb =
I - I chime in with a
H - "Haven't you people ever heard
O - of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much
b - better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
Hockey tournaments where you would run around playing manhunt and mini sticks in the hotel waking up people and breaking stuff with security chasing you down all night while your parents were hanging in a hotel room partying with all the other parents was a wild time
Ovechkin finally wins it. His brain is gonna be a boat in a Smirnoff ocean tonight. I guarantee his balls end up in the cup somehow, he might throw that cup on red and try to win 2 of them if he’s drunk enough. That cup is gonna wake up with so many ass cheek prints on it. Wow.
After watching for years and always being disappointed that the capitals could never finish as the top team in the NHL. Finally after all this time, you busted your ass this season #GoCaps#RockTheRedDC