BaiBai

It's all regrets; make em count (she/her)

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Them: So what’s it feel like being bipolar?

Me:

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@GrantOB got me beat by about 35… fucking impressive 🤌

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@GarvestonReggie @BriansHatITYSL @Juicieca @stable_of_stars @carminelaguzio A Lion? Like at the zoo?????

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@ITYSL_memes I didn’t know TC Tuggers came in any other styles!

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@ThatEricAlper Also, @joelmchale was a total sweetheart when I ambushed him after one of his standup shows (I’m embarrassed at how I behaved—it was so gross 🤦‍♀️). I just wanted to tell him how much I loved him (and Community)… then HE asked ME if I wanted a picture with him 🥹 Absolute angel

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@ThatEricAlper Only counting a legitimate, genuine conversation: @JacobTomsky - I’m still trying to write more after our conversation in Nashville in 2018 🫶 Definitely a dark guy… but oddly endearing, engaging, and encouraging.

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@babymidnights13 I’m so sorry… I’m a boomer. What is a moot? I have discerned that moot = followers, but… why moots?

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Also, “for reasons” is not some creepy shit. It’s just that the person to whom I am betrothed really loves you (and now I love you too, thanks to them), and it would be a beautiful gesture if I sacrificed myself to everlasting hellfire to get you here… for them 👉👈

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@AmigoTheDevil OK last one today, but I’ll return w/this exact same request soon cause I need you here… for reasons: If you could hit The Marquee (Tempe, AZ), I’ll sell my soul to Satan… I’ll even do the ritual on stage so you can verify that I did it 🙏🫀 please & thank you

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@AmigoTheDevil And I’ll point out that these Tweets—based on my current understanding of tort law—are a legally binding document… so I would actually have to sell my soul to Satan or you could literally sue me. So you have the force of law behind you, and really nothing to lose.

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@AmigoTheDevil @WaterStreetNY @LeesPalaceTO Here’s another post of me begging for the same shit: If you could hit The Marquee (in Tempe, AZ), I’ll sell my soul to Satan… I’ll even do the ritual on stage so you can verify that I did it 🙏🫀 please & thank you

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@AmigoTheDevil Literally just gonna keep posting this all up in your comments until my wish comes true: If you could hit The Marquee (in Tempe, AZ), I’ll sell my soul to Satan… I’ll even do the ritual on stage so you can verify that I did it 🙏🫀 please & thank you

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@AmigoTheDevil @MonsterEnergy Literally just gonna keep posting this all up in your comments until my wish comes true: If you could hit The Marquee (in Tempe, AZ), I’ll sell my soul to Satan… I’ll even do the ritual on stage so you can verify that I did it 🙏🫀 please & thank you

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🖤🫀🖤

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Heck around and find out @MonsterEnergy 👹

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@AmigoTheDevil @tbtduluth @StageAE @TheAnthemDC @FillmorePhilly @HigherGround If you could hit The Marquee (Tempe, AZ), I’ll sell my soul to Satan… I’ll even do the ritual on stage so you can verify that I did it 🙏🫀 please & thank you

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@Bitterlaketrout @ITYSL_memes You just didn’t want to use too much paper towel

[emma de matteo @emdematteo]

no but this is X Æ A-12 in the future

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@RasJosh10 Bro. 🤦‍♀️ wtf

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@tayscardihan hi and let’s be friends 🥹🫂

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@swiftoursonggg (What really sealed the deal was her Periodic Table of Elements shirt PLUS the fact that she played her own antagonist in the video… that was so poetically brilliant.)

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@swiftoursonggg I remember the exact moment: I was working at a gas station in rural Wyoming, and they played CMT on this little TV all day (which seems weird looking back on it). Then the music video for “You Belong With Me” came on, and I fell in love with her right then and there.