Bailey

TTU '21 & ‘23

[knife wife @sailorsocialist]

They get us addicted to their poison (Taco Bell) so that they can sell us the cure (Taco Bell)

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

help your friends stay mentally sharp by sending texts so riddled with typos they end up doing a little word puzzle

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if i send you this it means im sleepy but will show up when the team needs me

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

What happened nutritionally in the past three days can never happen again

[Bailey @bailey_stiff]

When I realize it’s only Wednesday

[bex @defnotbex]

I be sitting at a bar thinking I look like a bad bitch whole time I’m hunching my back

[litquidity @litcapital]

Staring at the eclipse?

No thanks, I’ll be staring at excel and creating shareholder value.

[angel kinda @ang5elina]

this week was soooo kys vibes but next week we're sooooo back

[Jonathan Cranfill @CranfillDesigns]

It’s out!!!! This is, by far, one of the coolest things I’ve ever gotten to make and so proud of how the poster came out. Should be a fantastic season!

[Bailey @bailey_stiff]

@TheHimboSlice Oh?

[Bailey @bailey_stiff]

drop it now I’m ready to cry 🦅🇺🇸

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I have a confession. I started watching How to Train your Dragon with a group of people this weekend. (I'd never seen it before). I knew I was in deep water the second Hiccup met Toothless (the dragon/dog) I quickly made up an excuse that I had to do something cause I knew waterworks was coming and I hate crying in front of people during movies cause I'm a man. So I went back and watched it by myself. Cried my dick off. Maybe the #1 happy tears movie of all time. It's so good I almost wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I don't think I'm gonna watch the next 2. Don't wanna have emotional breakdown. End of story time with Dave.

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

if danny devito isn't phil we will jan 6 disney world

[olive klug @OliveKlug]

My biggest piece of advice to anyone under 25 who feels lost & confused is listen to Vienna by Billy Joel

[Bailey @bailey_stiff]

@TheHimboSlice Ole Leslie

[tya! @tyalana03]

me after saying i got that dog in me

[Bailey @bailey_stiff]

@ChristyZwart Drag em