Bailey 🐼🦄

A mom of 2 kids in #YEG. Tweets: parenting, local, tv, games, nonsense. She/her 💗💜💙

[Bailey 🐼🦄 @bailey_yeg]

Friend and baby are both doing well! The brain ferret was thwarted yet again.

[Bailey 🐼🦄 @bailey_yeg]

A good friend was induced to labour on Monday and I haven't heard from her since. I want to believe that she's just too preoccupied with her new baby to text back or post to social, but the Anxious Ferret part of my brain is starting to wriggle through the cracks in my optimism.

[Christine Love @christinelove]

It's so fucked up and unbearable how many emails I've had to write this morning (2)

[Bailey 🐼🦄 @bailey_yeg]

Which movie have you watched more than 7 times? Answer with a gif.

I've probably watched The Fifth Element 70 times by now

[mastertingus @mastertingus]

Care for your back

[Bailey 🐼🦄 @bailey_yeg]

Folks, is it Cringe to wear weather-appropriate clothing to jr high??? Preliminary studies (sample size 1) indicate yes, and it's not even that cold out today mom!

[Bailey 🐼🦄 @bailey_yeg]

@rberryswirly IMO let her go out like that and see how long until she calls begging you to bring her real pants between classes

[BABY M @maiyajambalaya]

there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[B @brrittanyt]

Finally! My procrastination pays off! 16 years of not upgrading my GDL just made me $150 richer 😅

[Bailey 🐼🦄 @bailey_yeg]

At the @corn_maze with the family today! We managed to get through in about an hour, and the kids are burning the rest of their energy on the bouncy pillow. We're all gonna sleep good tonight!

[The Lily @thelilynews]

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[Bailey 🐼🦄 @bailey_yeg]

My 12yo starts Jr High next week! Today we did a test run on @takeETSalert and showed them how to use tools to check times and routes. We got 99 anxieties but the bus ain't one.

[Bailey 🐼🦄 @bailey_yeg]

Excuse me but I did not sign up to this course to have uncomfortable truths about myself revealed before 9am

[Bailey 🐼🦄 @bailey_yeg]

I am 100% on board with the @DnDMovie, but what I'm most excited for is that "Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves" makes the acronym #DADHAT, and that is the primary shorthand I'm going to use to refer to it. #DnDMovie

[Bailey 🐼🦄 @bailey_yeg]

I just overheard my 12yo listening to the original Teenage Dirtbag, so now I've had to find a copy of Big Shiny Tunes 5 to listen to while I do my old lady crafting. It's a hell of a vibe.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Proposal: slightly less stuff should happen (please)

[Bailey 🐼🦄 @bailey_yeg]

Today I learned that a cat napping on a keyboard over lunch can somehow initiate a reboot, and cost me half a morning of work because I hadn't saved yet.

[Bailey 🐼🦄 @bailey_yeg]

I need to throw a little tantrum because I just don't wanna today. I'm gonna, but I don't wanna.

[Bailey 🐼🦄 @bailey_yeg]

I feel like I've unlocked secret knowledge by putting marinara sauce on rice. Rice can have ANYTHING on it, even pasta toppings! I'm gonna put pesto on it next.