Bailey Ballard

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[Bailey Ballard @baileybee23]

Whoops 😏

[qabs @qabildo]

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[juan @juanbuis]

it’s incredible how reading this feels like finally unlocking 100% of your brain

(via @christophepas)

[𖨆 @idlearchivist]

the crime the criminal

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Money can’t buy happiness but I’d rather cry in a truck than a Prius.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

“What are your plans for Valentine’s Day?”

Me:

[MLB @MLB]

Nolan Arenado is a Cardinal.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Worth the wait!

[Arizona Cardinals @AZCardinals]

Please stop asking us to announce the Nolan Arenado trade...

[Bailey Ballard @baileybee23]

This makes my ocd happy

[Liam @LiamLambrini]

tomorrow marks the start of a perfectly rectangular February, something that we only get on the calendar once every 200 years!!

[Bailey Ballard @baileybee23]

@karaguyyy your tweet game is 👌🏻

[ً ً @3hotcheetosboi]

“i love your curves”

the curves:

[Clancy Glenn @Clancy_Glennn]

Just a broke ass kid with some expensive hobbies.

[Jack “CouRage” Dunlop @CouRageJD]

I've never in my entire life been so embarrassed to be an American.

We are an absolute mockery on the world stage.

What is happening at the US Capitol right now is disgusting.

[Bailey Ballard @baileybee23]

“Pressure-full” is officially my new word

[Jim Passon @PassonJim]

Most recent season having the worst record in the National League:

PIT (2020)
MIA (2019)
SFG (2017)
CIN (2016)
SDP (2016 also)
PHI (2015)
ARI (2014)
HOU (2012)
WSN (2009)
CHC (2006)
COL (2005)
MIL (2002)
NYM (1993)
LAD (1992)
ATL (1990)
STL (1918)

[Bailey Ballard @baileybee23]

Not wrong.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Women are so emotional”, sir I have never punched a hole in my dry wall

[Bailey Ballard @baileybee23]

@Jackiepakula @BachelorABC Lol I was just saying this 😅

[Bailey Ballard @baileybee23]

Cheaters cheaters pumpkin eaters 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

Jose Altuve strikes out looking

"Guessing is harder than knowing" - @OrelHershiser