I wonder how long it takes to get used to working a big girl job and having to leave the house by 6:15 every morning cuz I’m exhausted and I just wanna sleep all the time
*notices my last name is best
their brain: don’t say it
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them: “hahaha you ARE the best!” 🙄🙄🙄
Every night after I take my contacts out and every morning before I put them in, the Face ID on my phone doesn’t recognize me. Literally nothing else is different why doesn’t it work
The amount of times that I text people I’m about to hangout with and say plz don’t judge me for how I look is getting ridiculous I think I need to get my life together hahahah
I thought graduating college would be the point in my life that I started cooking meals for myself..but here I am eating chips and guac and trail mix for dinner. Maybe one day 🤦🏻♀️
I got bit by a spider in my sleep last night so naturally tonight I’m sleeping in a long sleeve shirt, long pants and socks on my feet. Also said a prayer that I would be protected from any spiders tonight.