Bailey Jean

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

at the pool with an 8 and 12 year old... random 12 year old to the one I’m with while pointing at me - “is that your mom?” 🙄 #doireallylooklikeicouldhavea12yearoldchild #iguesstheanswerisyes

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

I don’t trust people that don’t microwave their ice cream

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

started following Ben & Jerry’s on Insta... can’t decide if it’s the best or worst decision I’ve ever made 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

sweet home Alabama 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

Do you ever write your name, then look at it too long and wonder if you spelled it right? And the longer you stare at it, the more unsure you become? .... Oh, that’s just me? Okay, cool. #bailey #baylee? #baileigh? #bayleaves?

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

real talk... can I take my dog to the mall to get a pic with Santa? #yayornay #dogtweetsorbust

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

why does my bitmoji have better fashion sense than me? 🤔

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

WHY CAN'T I JUST BRING MY DOG TO WORK?! she's perfect in every way, so I don't understand the issue

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

classes that should have been taught in high school: budgeting, insurance, retirement, THE 1,000 STEPS IT TAKES TO CHANGE YOUR LAST NAME 🙄

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

I'm turning into that girl that won't do anything social unless my dog can be involved

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

2/3 of our animals have diarrhea... there is literally poop on the walls. reality is hard... #whycanteverydaybeourweddingday

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

I wish Fitbit counted all the miles I drive because I would have all the steps

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

my wedding's in 10 days and I can't. stop. eating. Ben & Jerry's, ramen noodles, Chipotle, brownies.. #isthishowyoushred4thewed

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

nothin' like wakin' up at 5 AM to your dog pukin' on your bed 😖 #poorpup #poorbed #poorbai

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

Daenerys is my spirit animal

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

how many Scratch cupcakes is too many Scratch cupcakes for one day? asking for a friend

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

I'm literally Spongebob when I'm at my grandma's house... I lose all sense of maturity and eat 18 chocolate chip cookies

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

why am I not sponsored by Halo Top yet?

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

it may surprise you when I say that cleaning up cat puke is NOT my favorite past time.... due to the fact that I spend most nights doing it

[Bailey Jean @baileybombz]

raise your hand if your bedtime is before 10 PM 🙋🏼 (when did we all get so lame?)