Bailey Burk

should i get a dog

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Mike Tyson - A thread 🧵

1. Mike Tyson walking his tiger, 90's

[clare @sadderlizards]

good morning babe i love you could you go fill up my water bottle

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I think the scariest alien scenario ever would be if they came to earth, didn’t talk to humans, communicated with something in the ocean for a few days and then just left

[Flash @Flashyasf]

When I ate, we all ate… When I lost, I lost by myself. I’ll never forget that.

[mama bee @BeeKayGeee]

PSA: don’t remove your nail polish w/100% acetone in a steamy bathroom with a candle lit. Lost all my hand and arm hairs and burned my finger tips. That shit was some scientific phenomena & I never heard sounds like that come outta me in all my 33 years

[DJ Kam Bennett @KameronBennett]

Sometimes you Just gotta say lol and move on…

[Mowgli @Holy_Mowgli]

who decided to “spring forward” at 2 a.m. on the weekend. we should do it at 4 p.m. on a monday

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

nickles be looking big as hell when u need a quarter

[E$ @Eldrisemely]

I love Seafood i ain’t never gone say NO to seafood 😂😂😂

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

don’t ask me bout no 5 year plan, i live my life day to day like i’m a cartoon character

[ً. @hellamessedupp_]

Circle small, life private, mind at peace.

[tyler. 🕯️ @bytylerb]

“are we burnt out because we’re doing too much or is it because we’re doing too little of the things that bring us joy?”

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i really be using Apple Pay like it’s Apple paying for my shit

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

My lil sis just turned 21. We were having a convo & I said something along the lines of “they’re better than that” & she said, “no, ppl are what they show u. That’s your optimism.” I’m stunned because my optimism is a “positive” quality. But maybe it creates delusions too.

[SZA @sza]

Grateful for everything that’s missed me . I know it wasn’t for me 🤍