Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP

All around do-gooder and philanthropist. My biggest priority is the wellbeing of orphans. 👍

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@ReneNeedsMoney It wouldn't garner much attention. People have a fondness for the laptop webcam spiel.

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

You children make the ugliest faces.

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@ReneNeedsMoney I suppose I do. Invest in a computer. You can whore yourself out online too nowadays.

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@ReneNeedsMoney I'm only wondering at this rate. Do you just sit at your computer, waiting to mouth off to me?

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@ReneNeedsMoney I will ask you again. Do you have anything better to do, Rene?

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@PearlsnGoals 👍

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@dyingslumber Hello.

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@PearlsnGoals ...I am speaking about myself. *I* have sex with millionaires nightly. And it is only partially for money, mind you. Are you daft, are you slow, dear?

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@PearlsnGoals No, it's nice to have sex with millionaires nightly.

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@PearlsnGoals I really beg to differ.

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@SmolOrphanAnnie I will ignore the passive aggressiveness in that for now. Yes, perhaps I've smiled once or twice today.

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@SmolOrphanAnnie I'm actually in quite the pleasant mood today.

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@PearlsnGoals @ReneNeedsMoney YOU are not worth celebrating, which is why I will be tossing out every celebratory-adjacent item I see.

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

NEW RULES (NON NEGOTIABLE.):

1. NO having tea parties in the day room.

2. NO crying after 8PM.

3. (And I cannot believe I must specify this) NO breaking into my office and having sex on the desks. The security cameras will be checked, and you will be FINED.

4. NO BIRTHDAYS.

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@PearlsnGoals @ReneNeedsMoney Nobody said I celebrated my goddamn birthday.

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@dwrf_star ((I'm very into gore, but I think Bailey would rather kill himself. 💔))

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@rttncherub Do I need to call my attorney?

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@GIMMIEYATREJA Well, that's no way to do business. Unfortunately.

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

The trick is to dine out *after* you’ve had three drinks. Then the alcohol kicks in harder, and you can enjoy the meal without thinking about slapping the man buzzing in your ear.

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@SmolOrphanAnnie Thank you for letting me know. This widens my capacity for increasing rent even more.

[Bailey⚕️|| DOLRP @baileycaretaker]

@SmolOrphanAnnie Maybe I should raise your rent by 1,500 and add onto it the more you fuck around.