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[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

We would like to thank this lovely couple for choosing to have their Gender Reveal party at Celina 52 Diner yesterday.

We do apologize for the mix-up that occurred when our cook accidentally used black food coloring due to his severe color blindness, which prevents him from being able to read labels.

Thanks again,
~Management

[mimi @mariasrainer]

channeling these vibes for today

[devin 🎱 ISO 1 CBUS @fartpog]

He was a fucking kid.

[Jamal Hinton @Jamalhinton12]

Wanda and I are excited to partner with Green Giant for our 10th Thanksgiving. Make sure to follow along!

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

This is what's good. Basically just this

[jacob elordi’s big toe @nernisthewernis]

Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Growing up in the 90s & early 2000s they wanted us to read, drink milk, play outside, just say no to drugs, reduce, reuse, recycle. Ms. Frizzle was our secondary teacher and Captain Planet was considered a hero. That’s the world I grew up in, so seeing where we are now is wild.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Dear Onika Tanya Maraj,

This my last time responding to you because this past Twitter now.. I gotta see you… but first ima tell you truth.. You said out your own mouth that the lil girl in you haven’t forgave your mother yet and that’s because your mom used to stay silent when your dad used to touch on you everytime he did that crack pipe… I know you experienced a lot of trauma and abuse but drugs is not gonna help you.. you need to go to therapy NOW… ima let you know this today.. your husband is not stoppin you from your actions because he lets you do drugs all day to numb you so he can max out your credit card… yea you think I don’t know?? Them queens nikkas that you be letting in your house everytime you kick them out be coming and spilling your tea in the hood.. but I’m gonna be the realest person to ever tell you.. YOU NEED TO GET HELP!! You need to heal that trauma.. you always coming at people everytime you see them happy because you got so much trauma and pain that you wanna put on others.. your fans are gonna gas you up while you literally lose your god damn mind…. You don’t have no friends.. no family.. just that man in your house that let you do drugs til you pass out so he can spend your money and buy the hood chains.. I’m not throwing away my career and my endorsements going back and forth with wit words wit a possessed drug addict.. ILL SEE YOU WHEN I SEE YOU

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

[Justin Bieber @justinbieber]

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[SriSathya @sathyashrii]

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[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ughhh they're probably gonna ask me to take the job which is so annoying because i wanted to have like a fun and chill summer :/

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

this heat is not joke people, please stay safe. if you feel like you are close to heat exhaustion please listen to your body, find the closest mexican restaurant and order their largest margarita.