Bailey Wild

i like biographies of rockstars and eating nachos.

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

@thedailybeast completely understand the sentiment here, but how can you call something a super-spreader event when it hasn’t been logistically possible for any of them to have tested positive yet

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

how are the history books gonna tell kids that a sports blog run by frat bros saved small businesses during the pandemic because the government couldn’t figure it out

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

if you’re all gonna do these 10 day facebook “challenges” can we at least get a caption? what am i supposed to do with this random ass photo karen

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

Melting Cheese on Chips: A Quarantine Story

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

y’all are lyin’ acting like you knew where kansas city is

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

if you post screenshots of text message conversations just know that i hate you

[Matt D'Elia @mattdelia]

I honestly find it stupid how everyone in the world doesn’t do everything I want them to do the way I want them to do it when I want them to do it while smiling and telling me everything will be ok forever and ever. Annoying.

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

my fatal flaw is that i literally never restart my computer

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

imagine the sheer amount of fucks this guy can’t give to microwave fish in the office kitchen every single day this week

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

@kevinrknapp our girl 😂

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

blessed to be on this planet at the same moment in time as sunless tanner

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

how do people remember an entire song worth of choreography. i can’t even remember a whole phone number.

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

@Smag89

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

bout to get a hair cut during mercury retrograde bc we’re all gonna die soon anyway and this mop is a damn mess

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

i ate something acidic at noon and i’m still suffering the consequences #thisis29

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

in my next life imma be a stroller dog

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

remember when i was 16 and ate peanut butter on ice cream for a snack and nothing bad would happen

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

@kevinrknapp lmaoo too real cc @Smag89

[VICE @VICE]

1. Before explaining something to a woman, ask yourself if she might already understand. She may know more about it than you do.

2. Related: Never, ever try to explain feminism to a woman. #IWD2018 https://t.co/QqKR545e4U

[Bailey Wild @baileycwild]

i’m already tired tomorrow