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u r nvr 2 old 2 kiss ur parents in public.

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@jciccone31 @NEWSMAX As fit as a Doody 💩

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@fiercefrank Like proactively … just for good measure or was it a situation where that many people asked for it?

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@JasonLoetterle Pick up only. Target > Walmart

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Enter to WIN a Sleekform Austin Kneeling Chair! https://t.co/6G5kHkQoAK

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I never discovered my talent until someone pointed out I had both boys potty trained by 18 months. Soo there we have it. I run a little wiener boot camp.

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@cmgreen86 OHHHHH BIG STEPS

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@RILEY741020741 Keep in mind that question comes from a girl who is married to a man whose favorite restaurant is Applebees.

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@fiercefrank Suspended. ISS or OSS.

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@cmgreen86 They’re 20% for Mother’s Day and I have the Austin. It looks odd but it’s the best thing ive invested in for WFH.

Chiropractor Greg Approved 🍀👍🏽

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@cmgreen86 I love my sleek form !!!

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Since this tweet, I’ve added 2 humans to my home and that means 2 more chainsaws. Nothing has changed. It’s never going to end.

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My ENTIRE family is home. I am trying to work and all I hear are chainsaws. PLZ DEAR GOD LET THIS BE OVER SOON.

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back, had the baby.

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brb having a baby.

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@jkane76 I’ll never forget greg telling me it was physically painful to spend his money on this garbage lol

Greg preferred to spend his money on LITERAL meat. I suggest trying this. We’ve experienced great success 🤣

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This may come across as aggressive being that it’s Sunday @ 9:41 AM - but @OmahaSteaks have the best hot dogs. They’re so good they’re referred to as beef franks and I’m telling you that is a well deserved title.

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I got Greg drunk and took him to buy me new furniture today.

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@cmgreen86 How do you know all of this omg what is happening

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@cmgreen86 Inquiring minds - when he does make these sweeping statements does he offer to pay for the implications of his desires? Lol