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[Stephen Georg @Stephen_Georg]

are y'all excited about the new pokemon games

[martha @justmartha29]

you seem pretty online for a girl so employed

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

all the fruit is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is crab rangoon

[FactPost @factpostnews]

An otter has been spotted in the Bronx River for the first time in over 100 years.

[BIG VILLAIN 😘🫶🏽 @PurlyWyte]

As SOON as you finish eating, they done recalled the meal you just ate 😭

[Stewbieschanel 3 @stewbieschanel3]

Like God damn

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

I love how groceries are $360 for one week and we can’t eat anything 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[Jack Califano @jackcalifano]

Calling Phoebe Bridgers man-obsessed for writing an album about her dead father and new lover... when the other half of her discography is writing gay love songs as part of a christian-rock lesbian polycule... let her live

[ؘ @torturedfilm]

excluded from a-list

[Mia @Mia5062]

Men are in my comments crying because I said period products should be free since menstruation isn’t a choice 😭

And they keep replying with:
“Food should be free too, hunger isn’t a choice.”
Like… yes? 😭
I actually agree.

[ZAYNA🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE @HorrorHijabi]

I genuinely and wholeheartedly believe that I am better than these type of people

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Virginia Woolf, The Diary of Virginia Woolf

[Ashley Nicole Moss @AshNicoleMoss]

WTF IS HAPPENING?!!?!

[steph @hxllanov]

“heated rivalry season 2 in production”
me:

[wobb ◂Ⓘ▸ @wobbuuu]

how it feels every 1 to 2 weeks

[ً @artfuIchaos]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child