Bails

Royal Television Society Production Design n̶o̶m̶i̶n̶e̶e̶ loser 2023 xoxo Quiche is a stupid word

[★ ★ ★ @choppahwontmiss]

Argentina is little man syndrome personified lmao bunch of midgets

[vi🐠 @maysfl0wers]

NO CARDS HERE WAS A FUCKING JOKE

[Bails @baileyfalgate]

Messi? More like a messy little fucking rat

[Erin 🦕 @DocOldFossil]

sam neill singing "i will remember you" ❤️‍🩹 we will never ever forget you, sir.

[The Retro Reminiscer @RetroReminiscer]

Behind the scenes photos from the filming of JURASSIC PARK (1993).

[Bails @baileyfalgate]

On one hand i’ve missed the days of the day-in-day-out conservative catastrophe that plagued this island for years but on the other hand I’ve really enjoyed not knowing who Labours MPs are because they’re all so dull

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At least we got this gem

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THERE IS NO SAFFRON AND GINGER IN NORWICH CORAL STOP THE LIES

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Jess Phillips reads the names of the 107 women allegedly killed by men over the past year

[Bails @baileyfalgate]

I’m serious when I say American tourists need to be given a leaflet that outlines how annoying their mannerisms are. What do you mean “I’m gonna do the…” you’re not doing shit besides pissing me off stop asking for fucking ranch, Shirley Temples, screw drivers and titos

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@the505club It was a slightly distorted truth

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I’m going to start tweeting again I apologise in advance

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I can’t prove it and have no intention of trying but Mr Blobby is an attention seeking pedophile

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@doffcocker_ Source?

[. @jdpoc]

it’s a 2 minute radio program, never repeated, broadcast 18 times a week.

Bigger audience than Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, and Jimmy Fallon … combined.

Millions listen, with no need for the information it gives. Just to listen.

The BBC Shipping Forecast is 100 years old.

[t/a Underscores Rn’t Us @AndyPlumb4]

Today, London is experiencing its worst ever rat infestation since the Great Plague of 1665.

[Bails @baileyfalgate]

@royalblooduk miss you x

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@Keir_Starmer you smell like fish

[Bails @baileyfalgate]

Mandatory quiz after. Requires at least 80% correct answers or your vote is void and membership REVOKED

[Variety @Variety]

Some Academy members simply press play on the app to satisfy the system’s viewing requirement — then mute the audio or switch tabs.

“The app only needs to see that you watched it,” says one voter. “It doesn’t know if you’re sitting there.” https://t.co/IPNBcVx8qC

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Trump calm down