Kid at work : “Guess what!”
Me: “What”
K: “This one time I accidentally pooped in the shower”
Me: “what?”
K: “yeah but it’s okay I just put a lot of soap on it and it went away”
Me: “uhhh nice?”
@DonaldJTrumpJr Ford? Carter? Obama? Not to mention your father authorized more drone strikes in his first two years than Obama did in both of his terms(8yrs)? This isn’t about politics anymore it’s about not blatantly fucking lying about shit lmfao
@realDonaldTrump It took the state of Oklahoma until the year 2020 to simply add the words “evolution” and “climate change” into their school curriculum. Is that the patriotic education you mean?