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[bp @baileyirishcrem]

No offense but like who tf Is Noah Kahan and why is he all over my fb groups . Better not be another tik tok star I’ll flip

[kael ⚢ @sedesangria]

minha cama tava quentinha e eu pensando que minha gata tava deitadinha comigo, liguei a lanterna do celular e simplesmente UM GATO Q EU NUNCA VI NA VIDA deitado do meu lado...

[bp @baileyirishcrem]

Neurodivergent this neurospicy that. Overstimulated . Exhausted . Burnt out.
Depression. Anxiety. Unmotivated

Humans were not meant to be this stimulated all the time and have this much access to information

In this essay I will

[bp @baileyirishcrem]

Why is it so hard for me to go to bed at a reasonable time

[bp @baileyirishcrem]

Why is the weather literally fighting with itself. Like just pick one. Early spring or second winter

[bp @baileyirishcrem]

“It’s too expensive to go out these days”
Bitch wtf do you not know how to flirt ??

[nic @dietxcokewhore]

he wishes to be violent.

instead he is a little flower.

[bp @baileyirishcrem]

Nothing like finding some dank memes when you have the sleepy hahas

[bp @baileyirishcrem]

Then whyyyy is the world built for morning people

[bp @baileyirishcrem]

Let's play is it my luteal phase and severe exhaustion or am I actually having an existential crisis

[jasmin. @jasbarre]

god she wrote tf out of this

[bp @baileyirishcrem]

Anyone ever had the flavor of anxiety where you become hyper aware that you are swallowing and keep forgetting how to bc you’re thinking about it so much?

If you have not experienced this I’m sorry bc you probably will now. But this has been going on for two days

[bp @baileyirishcrem]

Girlhood is eating Kraft Mac n cheese out of the pot at 8am bc you forgot to eat last night and woke up with aggressive hunger pangs

[bp @baileyirishcrem]

Big fat identity crisis this morning. BIG FAT ONE

[bp @baileyirishcrem]

@rissaoffline This was me with my pole studio

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why are you making me download an app for a lightbulb i’m going to walk into the sea

[altheboss @AlTheBoss03]

Leaving the DMV with no ID because I forgot to bring my umbilical cord & the Declaration of Independence.

[tqsura @tqsura]

All quiet on the frontal lobe

[bp @baileyirishcrem]

@ Philadelphia SERVERS ONLY GET PAID 2.83 AN HOUR. IF YOU ARE RECEIVING GOOD SERVICE THERE IS NO REASON TO LEAVE 5% or LESS

[bp @baileyirishcrem]

Get this f#$kING Stephanie efanie out of my head RIGHT NOW