Bai

[mig 🍵 @DaftDoggo]

Moms see you grab that 5th beer and genuinely act like you’re holding a lighter under the spoon

[Mads @europemaxxed]

busy weekend

[Softboy @softboywin]

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

[corb @awshuqs]

did you guys just feel that? i turned my swag on

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

And thts love

[` @lisaawrites]

How lucky we are to experience boring, ordinary, uneventful days. Somewhere in the world, that kind of safety is unimaginable.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Girlhood is quietly watching over little kids in public, just in case no one else is

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Returning from a good trip and realizing it’s jus a memory now

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

My son had a birthday sleepover last night with his 13 14 year old friends. He asked me to help with some spilled soda in the basement. (In his defense, he normally would’ve cleaned it up himself, but we just updated the basement so he couldn’t find the carpet cleaning solution everything’s in new spots!)

As I came down the stairs, I overheard one of the boys say, “Dude, why’d you bring your mom down here?”

I thought *oh geez, parent vibes incoming* 😂 but then he kept going: “She’s already done so much for us tonight. She doesn’t need to clean that up we got it”

These kids are solid. ❤️

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

i be tired all day then get to bed and be like this

[David @dqveed]

performative snacking what the fuck are u doing with a whole stick of cinnamon u just pissed me off

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[Riċ @ricblurs]

hannah baker a weak bitch i’m on reason 575 chin still up

[gus t.t. showbiz @xxxrayspex]

every time ive ever picked up a prescription the people in front of me take 10 minutes each and i take like 1 or 2 why is that

[Habibiz @manlikesaiya]

They could live down the street and you’ll still never see them

[Zakia @zakiaonsol]

my mom is so fake we're at a family dinner sitting across from each other and i text her and she yells "what's wrong baby why you wanna leave" LMFA000000 ok lady enjoy the retirement home

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me