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[Vellicora @Vellicora]

“you handled that so well” genuinely wtf was the other option

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[mariana @pastapilled]

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back

[abigail FLICKERMAN @catchingodesta]

BREAKING NEWS: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 200th time

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

STOP spreading misinformation. diet coke has a lot of nutrients we just don’t know what they are yet

[trash jones @jzux]

maybe the real brat summer was the credit card debt we gained along the way <3

[shiv 🍄 @wooklynbaby]

Me tryna to convince my friends to smoke a cig w me outside

[tara @xtvra]

joe biden dropping out of the race on the day of the love island season finale the attention seeking is crazy

[Lauren @decent_shittalk]

I told you not to go through his phone girl

[sam @samjxnes]

you obviously weren’t a child when high school musical 2 premiered on disney channel

[• bekah • @heyoitsbekah]

if this is true, god help my neighbors when an unholy scream escapes from my mouth

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Hunter Biden is 54, stop act like you can't go out on a Friday night because you're tired or whatever

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

“what do u bring to the table?”

[Joolia Ghoulia @Jooliasez]

Forget hot girl summer. It's Jack Nicholson summer or nothing.

[aniiisa @egogrrl]

omg the geminis defrosting from hell