Bail 🩷

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

I'm a princess, a problem, and a prize.

[: @_dxllz7]

"you're a strong person, you handled everything so bravely"
Me when I sit alone.

[L @mnchies]

she’s a 10, but she rushes home to her cats

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Getting into the best sleep position but then you need to pee

[Redd @ReddCinema]

I’m just thinking about 2000s grocery store cakes

[timi @Timiii360]

i'm so tired of finding shit to eat, shit to wear, shit to watch... like omg fuck it nvm! 😭😭

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“finally a day off”

me on the day off:

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[• @yducknow]

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I'm home alone making sure I still got it

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when two people talking to me at the same time:

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

i like my bowl shaken not stirred

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when people think you're ignoring them but life got you like this:

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

job shaming is so lame. everybody is just trying to survive.

[miia @miiagarro]

if you’re having a bad day don't take it out on me because i'll make it a terrible day

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

periods should be 45mins max. release the egg and get tf outa my face

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

When you're done crying and you look at yourself in the mirror