I have a book where I record funny things my students say. At the end of each year I update it and typically find myself cry laughing as I read through previous years. Here are my top 10.
After three interceptions, senior safety Jed Schlegel was selected athlete of the week by WIAC, https://t.co/pbRhH34SPK, UW-Stout. #bleedblue https://t.co/G6k4cIPohW
Midwest dads:
gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage”
tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere”
flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”
asked what time it is: “time for you to get a watch”
answers the phone: “YELLO”