Bailey-Marie

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

WE R NOT HERE LONG ENOUGH TO B LIVING UNHAPPY

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

the sexual tension between me and bashing my head against the wall

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me supervising my future children’s parties

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

nobody:

me looking at how pretty the moon is

[𝓑𝓩𝝑𝝔 @mamacitaxbri]

I wasn’t an ipad kid, I was a pink nintendo DS girl

[实名微信号 微信号 买卖微信号有货 @ysmearaxxx]

y'all ever postpone an outfit ??? like nah, let me save this for a better day ??? sameee

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i suck at comforting people. they be like “i wanna die” and i say "mood”

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

me when someone doesn't believe me and they google it and see I'm right

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

I think people who “like” bloody Mary’s are lying

Cold vodka tomato soup? Let’s be serious

[braylonnn @braylon125]

i be like “good morning” then go back to sleep 3 times 😭

[yariiii @yari395933501]

I don’t even be lying to my mom no more , she be hearing all the tea

[Jay @ftjaych4]

man twitter is funny but the comments section on TikTok!?!?? DIFFERENT

[diana🦢 @dirtyydian]

"fuck this job"

*goes to work*

[toxic king @toxicking]

Girls be crying over a guy with 2 outfits, should’ve known he wasn't gonna change

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

I will be saying, “It’s 930 but it would’ve been 1030” to myself for the next 3 months.