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[Bailey🪴 @baileyrae_p]

@imriona In my neighborhood the worms come out even when it doesn’t rain. Theres so many that it’s difficult to walk my dogs because they are obsessed with eating them 😒

[Bailey🪴 @baileyrae_p]

@SandLot84 Should have asked why his child was more comfortable asking a stranger for help rather than going home to dad

[Bailey🪴 @baileyrae_p]

@taylorswift13 happy birthday Taylor!!

[Bailey🪴 @baileyrae_p]

@FrankLuntz My turkey went up in price from 39 cents last year to this year it is 49 cents a lb. With everything else coming from Aldi I think my total was like $40 and $15 of it was the boxed wine

[Bailey🪴 @baileyrae_p]

It’s been over one month since I’ve gotten married and you wouldn’t even know because I have yet to receive a single photo from my photographer 🫠

[Bailey🪴 @baileyrae_p]

@fatfabfeminist I’ve got some bad news about the 400 level psychology course I’m a TA for

[Bailey🪴 @baileyrae_p]

@6thumbs @bobby My mom said if you sneeze 3 times in a row you’re a witch and ever since then I’ve only exclusively sneezed 3 times in a row

[Bailey🪴 @baileyrae_p]

I need to send in two fun facts about myself for school so I asked my fiancé for one

Him: you want a fun fact? Well.. your second toe is longer than your big toe

I asked for a fun fact Kyle not to be DRAGGED

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Ya know getting married in Mexico with only 10-15 people there is starting to sound like a lot more fun than having 50 people in a barn

[Bailey🪴 @baileyrae_p]

@KrangTNelson Not a single person has mentioned the chai it drink has egg whites

[Bailey🪴 @baileyrae_p]

@aubernutter It’s definitely not tacky, having people buy you a blender is tacky

[Bailey🪴 @baileyrae_p]

@kbailey0023 Thank you ❤️❤️

[Bailey🪴 @baileyrae_p]

How is it that in the same year I get into a PhD program, get engaged, move across the country AND my mom dies? What’s that all about huh

[Bailey🪴 @baileyrae_p]

Me driving in Virginia: wow it’s so nice to see trees you don’t really see a lot in Houston or even most of Colorado

Also me driving in Virginia: I haven’t seen anything other than trees. Do people live here or is it just trees? Where is the town and the stores

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@IsabellaBiernat Oh thank you!

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Looking for affordable wedding venues in Virginia and wow let me tell you they are all located on plantations 😶

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Seeing round trip flights to Paris for $350 has me so fucked up I am tempted to book tickets for next year 👀

[Bailey🪴 @baileyrae_p]

@IsabellaBiernat Where in Virginia is it located?

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@scootiemcpea (Sorry for the late response) but yes I feel this generally as an adult!!