Bailey Carlson

actor/singer/corgi stalker/liberal/human

[Bailey Carlson @baileyscarlson]

@plusgreg Great Job Ruffles!

[Bailey Carlson @baileyscarlson]

STILL WAITING… since 2:30 PM EST….

[Bailey Carlson @baileyscarlson]

5+ hours waiting on @united customer service. This is unreal. Cancelled flight on Saturday, among many others out of EWR. And now I cannot locate or accurately track the whereabouts of my checked bag.
Still waiting for a human to tell me where my bag is….

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

Happy Birthday to Samuel L. Jackson, who always keeps us going in the worst of it.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Twitter was trash anyway.
Can I have Twitter if you decide to throw it away?

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me still get to keep me cookies if Twitter shuts down, right?

[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

Let it all out.
#RIPTwitter #twittermigration #finallyfriday #fridayvibes #fridaymorning #meditation #ASMR #lifeadvice #lifehack #asmrsounds #letitgo

[Bailey Carlson @baileyscarlson]

@jerrysaltz Oooooo I’m rubbing my hands like a fly —waiting to be on the wall when Ricky RUINS this fool

[Bailey Carlson @baileyscarlson]

@greg_mamba @jemelehill Maaaaaannnn this is why we had to stay indoors for 2 years. These Sewer Rats…

[Bailey Carlson @baileyscarlson]

@jemelehill Not only can I HEAR the 🐝hive… I can FEEL the 🐝Hive swarming. I truly cannot wait for the draggery of these pathetic souls 🙊

[Bailey Carlson @baileyscarlson]

Am I just now realizing that @CallTheMidwife1 is an uber conservative show? I’m 11 seasons in and all the hints about how contraceptives and feminists are “bad”… I should’ve pick up on that from the jump, the show was better with @mermhart

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i only care abt stuff like this from now on

[Bailey Carlson @baileyscarlson]

@MrJasonRBrown Mercy Lawd. Winona has me bawling. I bet this one hurts. Woof I’m gunna need a nap after this cry.

[jenny “coppertop” 🥢 @jlynn43xo]

Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts

Because of the pastryarchy

[Bailey Carlson @baileyscarlson]

He put the love of reading into basically all of us with Reading Rainbow, and he’s absolutely right. Read the books they don’t want you to read!!!!!

[The View @TheView]

On the push to ban some children’s books, @levarburton tells #TheView, “I’ll be absolutely candid and honest. It’s embarrassing that we are banning books in this country; in this culture; in this day and age.”

“Read the books they’re banning. That’s where the good stuff is!”

[Bailey Carlson @baileyscarlson]

@KChenoweth Praying for you and those in Oklahoma

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Pro-life, my ass.

[Bailey Carlson @baileyscarlson]

@AmbetterHealth Why would your customer service line be dropping live calls then?

[Bailey Carlson @baileyscarlson]

@AmbetterTN your customer service line consistently hangs up on members. Your website does not function either. How can members possibly access their information with this system you run? Fix it.

[Bailey Carlson @baileyscarlson]

Hey @AmbetterHealth you seriously need to fix your customer service line. Your website is also utter trash. How do you really expect people to get in touch with you in regards to their coverage? When you consistently hang up on members? Cute. Fix it.