Bailey Flemon

it really do be like that

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I just saw some guy successfully eat a taco, talk on the phone, roll a joint, and use his blinker. No excuses people. Use. Your. Blinker.

[Bailey Flemon @baileywright011]

not to be dramatic or anything, but I’d chose my dogs over 99% of people

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to the kind man at Orschelns: no I don’t need your help carrying my 50lb dog food and 40lb cow formula.
I wrestle with cows every morning to get them fed. I’m good🥰

[Bailey Flemon @baileywright011]

Does anyone else ever randomly remember lies their parents told them as kids?
- the ice cream truck only played music if he was OUT of ice cream.

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Good morning to everyone except that bitch Carol Baskin 🥰

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I love when humidity makes my hair look like it could’ve been a founding father’s

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it’s so nice not being at the very bottom of a roster anymore🤩 Flemon > Wright

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this is what I call PROGRESS!!!❤️

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@lilznak Rico is the QUEEN

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@hoonterwilskins ugh I’m so proud of you!!!! 😭❤️

[Bailey Flemon @baileywright011]

working in healthcare will have u one minute crying & praying with ur patients, to being overly joyed that they will pull through, to being confused on what the actual heck just happened, to so angry and upset that you threaten to leave AMA🤷🏻‍♀️

[Bailey Flemon @baileywright011]

I wish @abreesy hadn’t told me about Sonic’s cold brew coffee. I’d have a lot more money

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I just want to be rich enough to not think twice about buying jerky

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@amberterra14 Of course we would 💁🏻‍♀️💖

[Bailey Flemon @baileywright011]

if you don’t cry while watching Bing Bong disappear from Inside Out we CANNOT be friends

[Bailey Flemon @baileywright011]

Air Force ones are not a personality trait

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I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over putting on their underwear

[Bailey Flemon @baileywright011]

good morning to everyone except people who drive slow in the zoom zoom lane

[Bailey Flemon @baileywright011]

I’m not a petty person, but I’ll fuck a bitch up for my assigned seat.

[Bailey Flemon @baileywright011]

10/10 recommend marrying your bff

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@madjison27 I LOVE YOU!!!!

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Jon got off work early today. We looked at each other in the driveway and decided to get married. Best. Decision. Ever. No wedding. No hassle. Just me, my beautiful husband, and our frosties to celebrate🥰