☼ 𝚋𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢

[beck @unrivaled]

gotta marry a new yorker so i can get dual citizenship to mamdanistan

[☼ 𝚋𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢 @baileyyclark]

@NHL how are you going to have a stanley cup final game in asl and tout your inclusivity then CUT OUT the woman who’s signing the anthem?

[brooke @conradfshr]

two dumb bitches telling each other exactly

[keka @raredser]

o melhor edit de off campus é sempre o próximo A PERFEIÇÃO DISSO AQUI

[sam @garrwttgraham]

esse edit me curou da depressão

[𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 ‎#22 🏒🏹 @dianabellfort]

Me liking every tweet about the off campus teaser

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say

[holly @KORCHINSK14]

being a sports insider is actually my dream job like imagine your whole career is being told secrets. clocking in for a shift at the gossip factory

[🥔🏒 @liltaterhockey]

“I’ve never seen a goaltender play as well as Connor Hellebuyck -“

Okay so her name is Aerin Frankel and he let in as many goals in the gold medal game as she let in the entire tournament and she has a hell of a side gig as a salad-based influencer.

[ur evil stars oomf @wyjoenthusiast]

he let in the same amount of goals in one game that aerin frankel let in throughout the entire olympic tournament.

[☼ 𝚋𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢 @baileyyclark]

girlhood is drinking one vodka diet coke (with lime) on a an empty stomach and proceeding to tell 10 guys you’ve never met before about how good heated rivalry is and how they should watch it

[☼ 𝚋𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢 @baileyyclark]

the hockey boys yearn for a chew toy (put that shit back in ur mouth PLEASE)

[e - alex @captainrozanov]

wokeism pushes m*ga on its ass

[mj @hardmondayz]

there’s nothing worse than a friendship with a woke gap

[Rep. Teresa Leger Fernández @RepTeresaLF]

Speaker Johnson means working none of the time, actually.

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

these last few trump pressers have been astounding