keeper of critters🐾🐍

Capricorn. 30. Crybaby.

[keeper of critters🐾🐍 @baillls]

Last Thursday, I had to put Jolene down. She’s been sick for a long time and there was nothing left to do. It was the kindest thing I could’ve done for her at that point. This morning I woke up to Merlin having passed. RIP to my 2 most photogenic critters.

[alex @dontblamealex]

Men are so dramatic about being called useless when women are repeatedly referred to as “bitches” and “hoes” in songs and say nothing

[🦢 @damnidc__]

I just overheard a woman say
"I'm not being mean. I'm just not actively making you comfortable."
... and I'll be using that line forever

[Eka Bakie @EkaBakie]

It’s a shame men aren’t allowed in grocery stores

[໊ @wynrosei]

When I make a man- hating joke in front of the wrong people and they start lecturing me on how men have feelings too

[megan @chismosavirus]

absolutely heartbreaking to report but you really do have to get straight to whatever chore you have planned once you get home from work... bc once u lay down and play on that phone that is when the devil finds you

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

History doesn’t repeat. It rebrands.

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

This is what loving neighbors do. This is real community. Not the AI-generated 50s trad family propaganda bullshit that the right is obsessed with

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"people you may know" and it's someone
i would set on fire

[➶ @hannah1stfan]

this was my personal heated rivalry

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

mama the LIBRARY

[cia @cia_plant]

how it feels to have never used grok

[vita @majipres]

I hope all the sexy women break up with their stupid ugly boyfriends in 2026

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

Okay this wins

[frogan @fr0gan]

“controversial youtube star” and it’s literally because she doesn’t want kids blown up

[Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 @Qveen_Potato]

Sex workers prove time and again they do more than billionaires for society.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

their lives???

[Jackie 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌹🎃👻 @KaoticLeftist]

Tax the fucking churches.