bailey ☘️

broadway, comedy, soccer, dogs

[america's local band cheekface @cheekfaceREAL]

we create tons of them, they’re women

[nicky ✧ @esnickydenicole]

gorgeous, sassy and fascist hater that's how i like them

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zohran Mamdani walks the 57th annual NYC Pride march:

“Fighting for Queer New Yorkers”

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

fort greene gay knicks kiss mogs times square sailor war kiss

[kora @ilyasroza]

happened to my good friends shane hollander and ilya rozanov

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

Spike Lee was paraded through Fort Greene in Brooklyn like he was the pope.

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[Gotham FC @GothamFC]

New York *mens* sports right now or whatever

Couldn’t be us & @nyliberty 💁‍♀️

[marcy ⚢ @sethbiyers]

stephen colbert is going to leave and there’s going to be a massive hole in the bisexual late night host agenda

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[ellie @rozanov__]

unfortunately my body doesn’t know the difference between hudson and connor first met gala and being hunted for sport

[lay 🍒 @cowboylikelay]

new york city met gala. showcasing the two most talked about prospects in the world: america’s connor storrie & canada’s hudson williams.

[Andrew Frye @itsandrewfrye]

I think it's really neat that Drew finally found someone to match her freak on the couch

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

and if she would have had wheels she would have been a bike

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

(https://t.co/U0k83hA62K)

[syd✨ @veepthroat]

It should’ve been a$hlyn h@rr!s and s0ph!@ bu$h

[jill ꕤ 🇵🇹 @alikriegys]

preath STAY WITH ME

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

Tobin Heath & Christen Press get behind me