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[Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg]

I keep telling my boyfriend he’s the last man I’ll ever date and then he says, “you mean the last person?” And I say “no”

[bay liotta @bailystatler]

today someone told me i look like i listen to green day and i will be taking this as a compliment

[bay liotta @bailystatler]

craving a pb & gina

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

just saw someone call a mental breakdown a “menty b” and i am definitely going to start saying that

[Sin 죄 @sinxsakurai]

how I scramble my eggs

[bay liotta @bailystatler]

help

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

gay people love to tell you what song from 2002 was playing at CVS

[bay liotta @bailystatler]

@samigraening very proud of you baby!!💘

[bay liotta @bailystatler]

kiss jesus on the lips

[bay liotta @bailystatler]

live, laugh, mountain dew baby

[syndeep @sydneyeatstoast]

@bailystatler is the most powerful witch

[syndeep @sydneyeatstoast]

don’t forget to self-care

[Nikita @nikitadumptruck]

They don’t make men like this anymore

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

if you ask a bisexual woman her celebrity crushes she always says a beautiful woman and a questionable man. what do you mean sza and michael cera

[syndeep @sydneyeatstoast]

i’m too innocent and too gay for everything

[bay liotta @bailystatler]

the unspeakable things i would do to pauly d run through my head almost everyday

[bay liotta @bailystatler]

hear me out call of duty but only shooting meerkats

[bay liotta @bailystatler]

why do me and adam sandler have the same taste in fashion

[bay liotta @bailystatler]

putting fitted sheets on is my downfall

[bay liotta @bailystatler]

@elise_munson not sure but it hurt me :(

[bay liotta @bailystatler]

also just found out ned is short for edward and my day has been single handedly ruined by this news.