austin

jorts authority

[anathema @AttackOnChitin]

climate change is the actual reason for expanding range of lone star ticks and rising frequency of AGS but that’s not based and schizo enough for his audience of 16 y/o anti-vaxxers so he has to pretend there’s a cabal of vegan scientists spreading it on purpose to own the chuds

[austin @bainard]

@ettingermentum this team would be fun as hell too

[austin @bainard]

@IDrinkThere4IAm @ettingermentum Arenas is the weakest link on that team, Pettit was cold.

[austin @bainard]

@jacobdotgov what was he doing there

[Beermiscuous-Lakeview @Beermiscuous]

Introducing Bothy! Our 12th Anniversary Ale was made in collaboration with @RoaringTable. It's an 8% Scottish (Scotch)-style Wee Heavy! We love it and we're sure you will, too. We're showing all the Scotland World Cup games in celebration (and all the NBA Finals games!).

[Beermiscuous-Lakeview @Beermiscuous]

WEDNESDAY NIGHT: GAME 1. It's Knicks/Spurs and we're excited for it. Come watch the NBA Finals with us at Beermiscuous. Gametime is 7:30pm. Snag a beverage and ponder with us the predictive nature of the NBA Cup. It'll be less obnoxious than the average sports bar, we promise.

[austin @bainard]

@ethnicohioan indeed! https://t.co/APoXp2nOn6

[austin @bainard]

@ettingermentum he's gonna invent a new version of the keyes constant once commodity prices go through the roof

[austin @bainard]

@blagojevism two minutes on the instagram feed feels like a series of minor concussions

[austin @bainard]

@Wilson__Valdez

[austin @bainard]

@justinboldaji andy dick lighting the notes on fire, leading to joe rogan putting the fire out, is surreal as hell

[The Daily Northwestern @thedailynu]

1/ This line is the border between Evanston and Rogers Park, Chicago’s northernmost neighborhood.

On Oct. 31, it became the site of what appears to be an attempt by Evanston police to dodge the city’s sanctuary city ordinance... 🧵

[austin @bainard]

@jacobdotgov Jokic, Vic, Brunson, 4 KATs

[austin @bainard]

@ethnicohioan dudes rock

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

If you put the brain of the average Republican primary voter in a shark it would drown

[austin @bainard]

@PattonAnalytics do you think it's because he's still got some residual thumb/hand pain?

[Inside NU @insidenu]

THE WILDCATS HAVE WON FOURTEEN GAMES IN A ROW. THEY ARE 40-0 AT HOME IN NCAA TOURNAMENT GAMES. THE LAKE SHOW IS UNDEFEATED AT MARTIN STADIUM SINCE APRIL 18TH, 2019.

[austin @bainard]

@OneWordPowerful I think the media outrage over Galindo isn't that she's saying what she's saying, but that what she's saying is the median belief of the average American Democrat voter right now; and that fact terrifies everyone with a press pass or a byline.

[austin @bainard]

@m94231994 @jacobdotgov foghorn sithlord

[austin @bainard]

@HBendaas hotline josh, even worse than before