Nicola

I like shoes, wine and bandwagons.

[Nicola @bainuseless]

@bushontheradio Only a psychopath would say pasta pesto, sorry

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

[you inventing a woman to be annoyed at] and guess what she does next 😡

[dr. alicia andrzejewski (she/her) @aliciaandrz]

I cannot even begin to convey as a millennial woman how much trying to lose weight has eaten up my life & time. it’s truly devastating.

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

doctor: are you sexually active?

me: no I usually just lie there 😜🤙

doctor (writing in my chart): effortlessly witty....and quite beautiful, I might add

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

No one tells you how much of adulthood is bribing yourself with a little treat in order to stave off psychosis.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i wasn’t made to hustle and grind i was born to dilly and dally

[bridget @bridget_eke]

Yessss! I love to see women in male-dominated fields!

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Do you know what else helps children learn: teachers who are properly paid and supported, children who are well fed and cared for, families who are not in poverty

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

can someone send me 50k

[☔ @Whotfismick]

People who have twitter but never tweet anything

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Full performance of Fast Car by Tracy Chapman with Luke Combs at the Grammys.

Her smile at the beginning is the best.

[Joe Tracini @joetracini]

I’ve spent the past month playing The Good Fairy.
I always said the same thing at the end of the show.
This is me saying it for the last time.
A moment I won’t forget in a rush xx

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I grew up on these streets

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Hope you’re all feeling refreshed after the break” I binge-drank and ate nothing but sugar for 10 days it’s a miracle I’m alive

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

You’re not going to believe this but I’ve accidentally deleted all the WhatsApps that showed what an incompetent prick I am. All my other WhatsApps are there but just not those ones. As I say, very odd.