kid at the daycare today: βI like your shoes! Did your husband buy them for you?β
Me: βNo I donβt have a husband!β
Her: βDo you have a dog?β
Me: βNo!β
Her: βDo you have a chicken?β
Me: βNopeβ
*her in a judgmental tone*
βDo you have anyone?β
π 2 year olds are wild π
Today I had to explain to my class of 15 second graders what an MP3 Player is...When I explained that itβs a device you put music on, a kid responds βThatβs it?! You can only listen to music on it? No games or anything? Thatβs lame.β π Thanks for making me feel old kids.
A grade school kid in the Zoom class I was teaching this morning said βIβm too tired for this.β π Iβve never related to a 5 year old more in my life
I have a book where I record funny things my students say. At the end of each year I update it and typically find myself cry laughing as I read through previous years. Here are my top 10.