"My goal isn't really to become rich, own supercars, have a big house. I just want to be comfortable."
You're the apex predator on this planet. Millions of years of evolution have resulted in you.
And your goal?
Staying alive.
Like a fucking toddler.
Aim a bit higher.
Bringing up old business is very gay.
I live in the *HERE AND NOW*. Starts with an 'h'. Like 'heterosexual'.
If you live in the days that are GONE, just know that it starts with a 'g'. Like 'gay'
Science is settled.
I'm a professor you know.
Went through so many stages watching this:
1) He should pull out the chair. -1
2) Ah, he understands. +1
3) Holy shit, those shoes with that dress? Dreadful. -1
4) Good, chivalry isn't dead. +1
5) Fuck's sake, this man ends up watching women football. -1
Final score: -1
Struggle with laziness? Distraction? Sadness? Anxiety Brainfogged?
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Stop spending so much time in your head.
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You're supposed to DO things.
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Stop driving yourself insane. Fill your calendar with useful stuff.
It fixes all that mental stuff.
Trust me
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Struggle with laziness? Distraction? Sadness? Anxiety Brainfogged?
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Stop spending so much time in your head.
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You're supposed to DO things.
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Stop driving yourself insane. Fill your calendar with useful stuff.
It fixes all that mental stuff.
Trust me
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Spent the morning punching people in the face. Now powering up for TRW salescall.
Energy levels so high every store alarm goes off in a 100m radius.
Electrical outlets spark when I walk by.
Test levels so high every commie that sees me spontaneously melts.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Most people never push themselves to peak productivity. Not even for a day.
But once you realize how much you can REALLY do in a day? It unlocks something in your brain.
You're never the same again. A new person. Better.
Make sure you tap into that power.
Alien is the whitest movie in history.
It's 45 years old, still awesome.
BUT... it's just a cascade of white people being ULTRA white.
(And I say this as a white misogynistic male)
Let me know at which point you would have said: 'fuck it, I'm out, byeeeeeeee':
The parasite host starts convulsing, drops to the table and a fucking alien claws itself out of his ribcage, screaming as if he's just won the lottery.
Do you:
Blast it to shreds?
Or
Watch dumbfounded as the bloody alien baby scitters away to find a place to stay on your ship?
Yesterday I saw a man get murdered by a very nice lady on Dutch television.
It shocked me to my core.
There's a serious chance you will die of secondhand cringe when you read this.
Please make sure all of your affairs are in order before you keep reading. Your will is set up, your loved ones are informed, etc. etc. etc.
Because brother... this gon be BAD.
There's this Dutch dating show called 'Long Live Love'. Two people get matched, blind-date style, and they have to spend 24 hours in a house together.
In yesterday's episode, the dude is REALLY into the woman. The woman is REALLY NOT into the dude.
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Happens a lot. Since most men are ultra-mega-uber-thirsty.
The show provides little question cue cards to keep the conversation flowing.
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Man picks a card and reads off this question:
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"If they wrote a book about the two of us, what would the title be?"
The woman takes about 2 seconds to respond.
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And her answer almost killed me.
Now, please understand, this is a very nice lady. Classy. Pleasant. Not mean at all.
So think for a second about the absolute most polite way to reject a man that is romantically interested in you... and you're not interested in him.
Ok, you got the booktitle in your mind?
Here's her answer:
"A Beautiful Friendship"
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As soon as the sound hit my eardrums and entered my brain I went into a second degree cardiac cringe arrest.
Jazz (my girl, in case you guys aren't up to speed on Arno lore) had to rush to get the defibrillator in order to bring me back to life.
The dude took it much better than I would have.
I mean, imagine being on national television. On a dating show. You've told all your friends, your family, your co-workers. Everyone knows you'll be there.
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And then you proceed to get absolutely Mike Tyson hyperdrive punched straight into the friendzone at warpspeed.
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I hope this man is now shadowboxing with his demons.
I hope he's in the gym six hours a day like prime Arnold.
I hope he's in the Himalayan mountains training with the League of Shadows like Bruce Wayne.
Please observe two minutes of silence for a fallen brother tonight.