ricehel

I am an idiot

[ricehel @bajablasst]

Flush whatever the fuck you want down the toilet

[ricehel @bajablasst]

Mama a girl behind you

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

carmen winstead is alive i saw her at target one time

[ricehel @bajablasst]

Pon de peanut butter

[ricehel @bajablasst]

Got new pills to help me tolerate my other pills and then got new pills to help w those pills and

[ricehel @bajablasst]

Fucking fucking fucking pisses me off when bitches have do not disturb on like there’s no good reason why you can’t be disturbed by me right now and I know that

[ricehel @bajablasst]

Talking to myself cuz I am my own consultant

[ricehel @bajablasst]

Bitches be like fuck the patriarchy

[ricehel @bajablasst]

Squeezing out my sebaceous filaments like see yall tomorrow

[ricehel @bajablasst]

Dry humping in the autumn rain…

[ricehel @bajablasst]

Legit just found out/ realized that—most men are genuinely misogynistic

[ricehel @bajablasst]

If I die and yall put a fucking 4K HD ass pic of me on the tombstone I’m coming right back to life cuz no you did not

[ricehel @bajablasst]

@brokemyjeeb That’s wassup

[ricehel @bajablasst]

@brokemyjeeb I immediately read it like that

[ricehel @bajablasst]

Wait Did I tell you I’m going to see Neil degrasse Tyson live in the tunnel under quacco road

[ricehel @bajablasst]

Fuck I just did it again

[ricehel @bajablasst]

I lowkey always feel paranoid that my tweets/texts,etc seem like ai and I’m scared it’s getting to the point that I’m possibly… (i don’t know if this is true) subconsciously typing like an ai chatbot— but in an compulsive intrusive ocd self sabotage kind of way…

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

IT’S CAUSE I’M ALWAYS ON THAT DAMN TUBI.