gin & tonic connoisseur

here i am on twiter dot com / @guinnessl0v3rz

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

i bring a kind of schizophrenic vibe to the shrooms trip that the imaginary fourth person we all saw doesn’t really fuck with

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

working the shift of dissociation and despair rn

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

nw 🏛️

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

no more love island no more world cup im boutta blow my shit smoove off

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

i have a lot of ideas

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

i wish i had late stage dementia

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

pulling up to wisconsin crazy style #comingsoon

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

@xamdl4 ai
mu

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

@playboifarsi explain

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

@fortuniraa was just thinking about this today

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

didn’t watch twin peaks today

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

elon musk pls invent brain chip that will implant all knowledge of financial accounting into my head pls i don’t want to suffer anymore

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

feminism win: today’s usual citizen notification of “man with gun” replaced by “woman with gun”

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

before a new trader joe’s is built they have a team of engineers come in to make sure the parking lot is as fucked up and terrible as possible

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

in the bleak midwinter

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

my dog crashing out rn cause we took her favorite sock

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

ughghfhgfbtfbHHgGGGhh…

[gin & tonic connoisseur @bajablazt]

i have a parasite in my brain and it has an insatiable hunger for bagels with cream cheese and tomatoes