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[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Me speaking German to a German

Me: Um... hast du... der... ah, fuck.

German: It's okay, friend. Learning a second language is

difficult, but with enough practice and time you'll acquire the vernacular and colloquialisms to communicate in a concordant matter vis-à-vis other Germans. I myself still struggle with the endeavor of mastering the English language, ergo, I hope I have articulated myself in a proper manner.

Me:

Me:

Me: Fahrrad.

[𓁹‿𓁹 @kitvolta]

the trick to surviving is having a european approach to life with somehow an american work output

[“paula” @paularambles]

fiscally american socially european

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

“Any basketball player who dates me kinda hits a… rough patch”

- Kendall Jenner in a new @FanaticsBook commercial 💀 #BetOnKendall

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

We’ll make sure Grindr servers are ready…

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Heated Rivalry’ has been renewed for a second season.

[-_- @bajajtho]

Pears are one of the most underrated fruits

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Hunter Schafer and Alex Consani spotted together in Los Angeles.

[-_- @bajajtho]

@badsquirreltt Cute but we can do better

[-_- @bajajtho]

I’m literally gagged I love them

[aki 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇪🇨 🇯🇵 🇦🇺 🇲🇽 @milehighaki]

he fr got Kylie Jenner in Indianapolis on a Saturday night

[-_- @bajajtho]

@badsquirreltt It’s AI sweetie hahaha dw I fell for it too

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@PeteHegseth Pete's POV:

[John Summit @johnsummit]

fucking love india.. please do not listen to the prejudices.. if u go here with an open mind this country will expand it.. feeling more inspired now than ever

[-_- @bajajtho]

@badsquirreltt QUEEN

[zae @itszaeok]

the gays have chosen a new supreme omg

[-_- @bajajtho]

Recent examples include Tinashe match my freak tour and Tatiana on snl of c

[-_- @bajajtho]

Something about a female vocalist / performer with all male background dancers really does it for meeeee. The power that has

[-_- @bajajtho]

@flowrmeadow Need

[-_- @bajajtho]

@badsquirreltt Classique

[-_- @bajajtho]

Dua has the same phone case as me !!!

[maxie ✰ @fearythings]

OMG yay