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likes beer, hates pringles

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

i said it was my favorite book i didn't say it was good

[vio @erogetism]

Manipulating people into trusting me by being transparent and honest and following through on the things I say

[admiral. @MrKalevor]

You’re in her dms, my faint presence sits in her Spotify wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.

[chase @cfree94]

i am seeing your spotify wrapped. i am pausing the instagram story to examine. i am excited to take in your complex musical taste. i am obsessed with the way music is guiding your life. i am in love with you

[blue @bluewmist]

life hack: stop trying to be cool. be nerdy and obsessive about the things you love. enthusiasm will get you farther than indifference.

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

I get what Sylvia Plath meant when she said
“if i get through this year, no matter how badly, it will be the biggest victory i've ever done.”

[Malik☂️ @maliktheoracle]

This guy wanted me to invite yall to his cigarette party next week

[Asheron @stiIIchooseme]

you met me at a very julian casablancas time in my life

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

It’s so embarrassing when you really relate to a character in a movie or book and then you look at the reviews and everyone’s like I couldn’t stand this obnoxious piece of shit

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

I don’t know what any of my exes are doing. I don’t know what any of my former friends are doing. and you’re not supposed to! there was a time when you just never saw a person again. I’m nostalgic for those times. disappear like a ghost! woooo!

[butterscotch @butterscotchx97]

Force myself into julian Casablancas friend circle so he lets me join the strokes in 1998

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

make instagram casual again. post yourself doing drugs

[ruby #IAMGOINGSHOPPING @rubysonfire]

The return of The Strokes is like the second coming of Christ for chuds like me

[ash 🌻 @ashoftheyear]

since everyone’s posting their dream strokes setlists

[kickVerse @KickVerseX]

God's plan for me does not involve Linkedin at all