bajè charman

um that's illegal

[ashton kutcher @aplusk]

@BillsMafiaRoc Nope I got the record

[Jason Walls @Jasonwalls92]

This is a joke - he was demonstrating how to turn on the Bluetooth function.

[Jason Walls @Jasonwalls92]

Ashely Bloomfield showing off the 'really, really funny' meme he made last night to reporters at the 1pm press conference this afternoon.

[aleesha @Aleesha881]

Why do people casually say “we’re trying for a baby🙈” like wow cute but why I gotta know ur hitting it raw every night

[kayla @baz00per]

every day seth rogen wakes up, logs onto twitter, shows everyone the cool vase he made today and then simply bullies ted cruz to death and i just want to say i’m very proud of him

[Daniel Onoja @thedanielonoja]

Overthinking 101

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Bro this girl went outside, found this on her garbage bin and innocently asked tiktok what it could mean and the comments gave me chills.

I didn't even know this was a thing. That's so terrifying

[libby @mountain_lib]

my middle school girlfriend is WANTED by the FBI for stealing nancy pelosi’s computer and trying to sell it to the Russians.

[malayka @malibalii]

i just saw 3 homeless guys giving each other the covid vaccine under a bridge. what a caring community we live in 🙏🏽🙏🏽😩😩

[Trevi Moran @trevimoran]

god I’m so worthy and fucking loved. you are too. Never fucking forget it.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was nothing left but debris.

[ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀɪᴀ 🦋 @rokaconk]

@PopCrave @THR No Tracy Chapman slander will be tolerated in my presence. Have some respect for legends.

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[Tamika D. Mallory @TamikaDMallory]

I suggest that Black folks stand back and stand by while these white folks throw a tantrum in DC. America needs to face it’s real problem. Don’t go out there. This is NOT our fight.