Afonso Bajoras

Rollercoaster do osseva

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

The quicker you do it, the happier the cop will be with you for not wasting their time. Results may vary…

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[GonzaaL✖️🏴‍☠️ @GonzaaaaaaL]

mano

[wun @The1weekend]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed.

[streghetta @auspohw]

Mi sto facendo la pipì addosso

[Denzel Rust @AdemLuz]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

[coisas pra ver chapado @coisaspvchapado]

voce é chapado do bem (ri de tudo) ou voce é chapado do mal (os cara tao no teto)

[Bito 🐐 @Bitoliro]

we kinda do say that in portuguese unironically

[dani ٭∗*⭒٭ @danibisnaguinha]

pq nao veio da europa

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Now if I were the clit where would I be…

[📎 @Iithosphere]

read this and immediately got out of bed

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

if smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

Doing salvia and becoming a tik tok notification for 18 years

[Bilbia mt engarsada @BilbiaOfissial]

Disse tudo, em bom Português 👏