Abigail

why am I like this?

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

Thick thighs may save lives but they ruin pants y’all.

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

I eat saucy nugs and I’m proud of it.

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

she’s a 10 but she communicates her feelings by reposting tiktoks and posting on her story with specific lyrics.

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

In case anyone was wondering, I have worked an 80 hour week and it’s not I’ve not yet🙃

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

On the assumption women get boob jobs for the male gaze of course

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Wisdom from the one and only.

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

Hi, hello, just your friendly professional student who sat in her LAST MOTHAFOOKIN CLASS OF HER FORMAL EDUCATION CAREER TODAY 🎉🥳

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

@Jason_Allen_14 @owen_bake20 😂😂😂 Owen’s an idiot

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

Today starts the last month of my life that I’ll be sitting in a classroom doing book work. What a freeing sentence. 😭

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

*first morning to sleep in in 10 days*

Piper: “Let me sing you the song of my people at 6:30”

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

@MuscadineBLine drops an album tomorrow so if you need me at some point in the next 24 hours - don’t.

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

I realized today my parents always told me I couldn’t touch the money in my savings account and now I don’t know when it’s appropriate to use the money in my savings account 😅

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

@kelseysaladbar 😏😏😏

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

Thanks O! I’m choosing to ignore your old jokes 😌

[Owen Bake @owen_bake20]

Happy birthday @bake_abigail!!! A quarter century old?! Damn…

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

Nothing I love more than shoveling snow for an hour via my car’s headlights after a 10 hour drive 🙃😭

And I still have more to do tomorrow - I just shoveled enough to park my car and open my front door.

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

When it rains, it straight up pours y’all

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

I passed AND removed a nasogastric tube in a horse today WITHOUT giving it a bloody nose and most people don’t understand what a feat that is. That’s all.

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Friends, I love you all. But there is one truth you’re all gonna have to realize: Christmas Vacation is far, far superior to Home Alone and I can’t fathom that some of you think otherwise.

[Owen Bake @owen_bake20]

If anyone is looking for an apartment right next to the Nevada campus let me know. I’m finishing up here and looking for someone to take over! DM me if you have any questions!

[TannerUsrey @TUsreymusic]

Even my tired is tired

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

absolutely unhinged for bella swan at 18 to decide she wants to be with edward literally til the end of time????? I would truly rather bathe in lava than spend forever with the guy I was into when I was 18 who let her do that

[Abigail @bake_abigail]

The spookiest thing about this spooky season is how dead I am on the inside ☠️