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@LFauexProd that’s my phosphorescent pink splooge

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@danghentschel wow what an interesting concept, dan. such a fun way to introduce more broccoli and accents to your content. love it!

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@VLONEPREDATOR why not chinese?

[KFC @kfc]

i don’t usually do this, and i didn’t run it by (um) ryan from legal, but i saw another restaurant do this and i think it’s a bigger deal this time around tbh cause their launch kinda flopped. ​

i’m not coming to you as kfc right now. not even as the colonel. i’m coming to you man to man bc i can’t keep this bottled up anymore. ​​

i once posted, “HERE, DAMN” when the wedges came back on the menu. i’m sorry for raising my voice at you but i was mad ok. ​

but then i kept reading. and rereading. and i realized something. ​

you weren’t being demanding.
you were passionate. ​
you were standing up for yourself and declaring your needs. (desires?)​

but still, there was nothing i could do about it. feelings of helplessness devolved into rage. i tried to clear my head so i read some self-help books.

i learned that we have control over our own emotions AND the outcomes within our lives. so, i took control. ​​

a few weeks ago, i barged into the ceo’s office and demanded that we BRING BACK THE TWISTER. yeah, that’s right. i see the comments, and i’m with you. it’s been gone for too long. she was lowkey mad but when i showed her the comments, she was persuaded. ​

anyways, today’s my last day. yeah i got fired but i did it for you. no regrets. you all got what you wanted. the twister is back today!!!!!

please tell me it was worth it

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@jetneptune_ stfu retard

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@danghentschel @GavinNewsom the crows tried to help, but budget cuts have crippled their department

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this being a real community note to provide context related to a high profile shooting that the right wing is trying to use to start a civil war is sooooooo 2025core

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@ToadPhd dr popper

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here’s what you would look like if you were black or chinese

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@danghentschel i care, dan

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Here's some ironic satire for you... I hate my fucking life

[HBO @HBO]

I would triangle method him. #TheRehearsal

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@flanthippe real and true

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@ratsper rip😔

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@ratsper caidan feet and eat 🦶👅

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@ac132 @iamharaldur @dieworkwear pussy bitch got triggered by the menswear guy smh

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@AskPerplexity generate an image of a rat riding a tiny horse while eating a chili cheese dog and wearing a clown costume and the horse is running over a bunch of worms and the worms are getting angry and shouting “hey stop running on my wife, you horse!” and the rat is apologetic to the worms

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i like those little horse race test guys. but i do not like when they draw them as furries or anime horse girls.

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@caidan001 @ratsper gayden cockblower 🤔

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@caidan001 @Failgankwilson vibes