Funky_Kong

Stay away from hay mazes

[jesse pinkman of drugtwt @breakingbenzos]

I have been frantically searching for this video for an hour

[BornFrontoDieGrabba @throwawaypt2]

Let’s bring back doing molly this summer

[toulouse grande @bratvalentines]

i get so demisexual and nonbinary off that miralax

[cHy🦊 @pureheartfox]

me when my hands feel sticky/dirty

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[police sketch artist interrupts me] large naturals?

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

mood ring technology hasn't advanced in 40 years

[Softboy @softboywin]

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

[Uncle Benzo (Reborn) @SobrietyField]

Just had a fart that came out ice cold

[azndoll ꕤ.+* @starsingerz]

9 y/o niece just told me shes ready for s3 of euphoria

[Iris Lewinsky @1R_1S]

jar jar was so pusstina here ugh

[Hi fatty @sunsetdial]

me trying to impress the floor is lava trade

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

dirty martini means there’s poop in it

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

guy fieri: okay, little lady, walk me through how we’re grillin’ this cheese

me: two pieces of white bread, well-buttered. then the star of the show

guy fieri: we talkin’ gruyère? pepper jack? gouda?

me: kraft single

guy fieri: sleazy does it, sister

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

as a kid i thought she was so beautiful

[Grumpypasta @lilbitin10s]

heavy is the butt that holds the fart

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

(Mouse in a conference call) hold on I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone

[Rimjob Stephens @yoehh1234]

Hold me closer tiny hamster

[When Batmen Fly @whenbatmenfly]

When I show up to the scat convention and everyone is eating shit