A Magician Named Gob

1000% trash

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I would rather be snuggling with my dog

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@kurnicles WOW I LUV

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revamping to an “only ugly pics of my dogs” account

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hello twitter i forgot about u for like 2 years oops!

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see u in hell i guess 🥳

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where did my one (1) braincell go

[Jules @Julian_Epp]

Billionaires trying to solve income inequality

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@baileykass LMAO this ones for all the sad fuckers out there https://t.co/yDHyZckbo3

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me: i’m fine!! (: the seasonal depression isn’t too bad this year!! (: (: (:
also me:

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@SailorDune ok maybe like this but the puffs are coming out of the mouth??? 😤

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@SailorDune bless u for this. u are truly doing gods work and i am here for it

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jesus crust

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me: why am i Sad
also me:

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Mon, May 16, 2016: i was clearly doing Well

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if u are at a show and:

a) wear a condom beanie
b) smell like gatorade burps
c) all of the above

u must leave immediately, sorry i don’t make the rules!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@baileykass it could be so much worse tbh

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“like a t shirt cannon or a party popper”

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icebreaker activity: what’s your name, where are you from, what team are you on, a fun fact about yourself

me: i dont have a toenail on my pinky toe